It’s May?? …WTF??
Ke$ha Puts WHAT in her Mouth??
Ke$ha was on Conan last night and said that she created a tumblr with pictures of herself eating guys’ beards. For serious.
Uncle Jesse has a New TV Show
Superhottie John Stamos has a new TV show coming out about celebrities reuniting with the people who took their virginity. I love this. They might even re-enact that first time by using barbies, puppets or animation. Sign me up, this is hilarious.
Chris Brown’s New Song: About RiRi?
CB has a new song called “I Can’t Win” and I’m pretty damn sure it’s about his on-again/off-again relationship with Rihanna. The lyrics are as follows:
Don’t let this “ISH” come between us
I’m wrong you’re right, its okay with my heart
But its not how its supposed to be
You always say I’m done and finished
F— it, I’m wrong you’re right
Please God help us
I guess I’m gonna leave it up to you tonight
Pink’s Daughter Said the F Word
Pink’s two-year-old daughter, Willow, said “F—in hi!” to her the other day. HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Lindsay Lohan is Desperately Trying to Escape Rehab
She’s supposed to be going to rehab starting tomorrow. She still hasn’t picked a rehab facility. AND she was spotted at a night club this week, but sources say she was being a good girl and only drinking soda. GET YOUR ASS TO REHAB LINDSAY LOHAN.
Alec Baldwin’s Daughter is NOT a Pig!
Remember that voicemail that Alec left his daughter a few years ago where he called her a “rude, thoughtless little pig?” Lovely. Anyway, Ireland is tired of having that nickname and also tired of being known as Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger’s daughter. (She also happens to be GORGEOUS. Just as a side note!) She has stated: “I have passions and interests of my own that I want to soon give life to. I want to be known for helping others and being a healthy role model.” I love Ireland!
